‘Twas the day before Holiday Vacation, when all through the school
Not a creature was stirring, not even a wood working tool
The computers are off, handled with care
Hopes of celebrating with family would soon be near;
The files were nestled all snug in their beds
While visions of acceptance’s danced in their heads,
And Morgan in her Docs, and I in my knit hat
Had just settled down for a long winter chat
When out on the street there arose such a clatter
I sprang from my desk to see what was the matter
Away to the window I flew like a flash
Held open the panes and when all in a dash
President David Van Zant exclaimed as he drove out of sight,
“The Parsons Admissions Office is closed til January 2nd and to all a Good Night!”
Even though this may be the worst ‘Dad’ joke ever – I thought this was the best idea I have ever had. Happy and Safe Holidays to all our readers out there in cyber world! Our Admissions Office will be closed til January 2nd, 2013.
If you have any questions whatsoever – please contact firstname.lastname@example.org!
See y’all in the New Year!